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Bed & Breakfast

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Rogue elephant

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Bed & Bagel'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Carnations.

Shoe house.

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Arrow Church

"Butt cracker"

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

Have you seen this toaster?

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

WInter Fish

'When you described it as a remote house in the country...'

"Frank Lloyd Wrong"

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

Inevitably, just chasing cars was no longer enough for Trevor.

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

Scarecrow with a TV head.

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."