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Bed & Breakfast

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Rogue elephant

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Bed & Bagel'

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Shoe house.

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"Butt cracker"

Arrow Church

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

Have you seen this toaster?

Unfinished business.

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

WInter Fish

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

'When you described it as a remote house in the country...'

No caption. (A clown displays heads of balloon animals on the wall as hunting trophies).

"Frank Lloyd Wrong"

Inevitably, just chasing cars was no longer enough for Trevor.

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

Scarecrow with a TV head.