Quirky Hotel Enthusiast Pillows

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Climate change

Newton's vacation

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Did you pack your own bags?"

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Sparrow Hilton

Room service.

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

Chamber Pot - En Suite

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

"Hotel UFO! Yes - that's right our dining room opens at 5 and closes at 5:15!"

'SHOP!!!'

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

Clown hitchhikes to circus

"Is that the corporate rate?"