Quirky Hotel Enthusiast Pillows

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Climate change

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

Newton's vacation

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Did you pack your own bags?"

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Sparrow Hilton

Room service.

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

Chamber Pot - En Suite

"Hotel UFO! Yes - that's right our dining room opens at 5 and closes at 5:15!"

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

'SHOP!!!'

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

Motel Check-In. Would you like a wake-up call?

Joe's Weird and Goofy Travel: 'I want to walk backward across China and Tibet.'

"Is that the corporate rate?"