Quirky Hotel Experiences Pillows

Bell boy!

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Sparrow Hilton

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Room service.

'No luggage.'

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'Hello, Room Service?'

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

Chamber Pot - En Suite

"Hotel UFO! Yes - that's right our dining room opens at 5 and closes at 5:15!"

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

"Relax. You're the one who wanted to stay at a theme resort"

Agatha Christie slept in this room... or was it room 17?

Branch No3 is free sir: It will be $10...

Motel Check-In. Would you like a wake-up call?

"Is that the corporate rate?"

The room you gave me was so small every time I bent over I rearranged the furniture.

'I'd like to leave a wake-up call.'

Once again, someone has taken all the little soaps and shampoos.

Selecting teeth.. "I'll have those, please."