Hotel Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

"Yes, front desk? This is Dr. Cohen in 716. I accidentally ordered ‘Vivacious Vixens’ … twice."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

'I see the Maids have been in!'

Graffiti on baseboard.

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

Room service.

Sparrow Hilton

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'Hello, Room Service?'

Bed or breakfast.

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

No petting in the pool!

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

"Do you have a room for a couple of knights?"

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

Chamber Pot - En Suite

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

'Service Lift.'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Next time you ask the maid for extra towels, be sure to tip her."

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

'Remember our last cruise The porthole is not a wall safe,'

"Is that the corporate rate?"