Hotel Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

"Yes, front desk? This is Dr. Cohen in 716. I accidentally ordered ‘Vivacious Vixens’ … twice."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

'I see the Maids have been in!'

Graffiti on baseboard.

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Room service.

Sparrow Hilton

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

Bed or breakfast.

'Hello, Room Service?'

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

No petting in the pool!

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"Do you have a room for a couple of knights?"

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

Chamber Pot - En Suite

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

'Service Lift.'

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

"Next time you ask the maid for extra towels, be sure to tip her."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

"Is that the corporate rate?"

"Excuse me, sir. Our phones are down, so I'm here with your wake-up call."