Hotel Humor Enthusiast Pillows

The room you gave me was so small every time I bent over I rearranged the furniture.

'...But then again, it could be a sneaky way of stealing our towels.'

Facilities for children in a hotel.

'Sir Archibald Klutchworthy and Miss Gloria Fleshbody...tsk. There's no nudge and wink in this job anymore.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

'I see the Maids have been in!'

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

Room service.

Graffiti on baseboard.

Sparrow Hilton

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'Hello, Room Service?'

Bed or breakfast.

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

No petting in the pool!

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"Do you have a room for a couple of knights?"

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

Chamber Pot - En Suite

Woman has man in shopping trolley

"Next time you ask the maid for extra towels, be sure to tip her."

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

'Service Lift.'

"We've had to update our restaurant's motto."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"