Hotel Humor Enthusiast Pillows

The room you gave me was so small every time I bent over I rearranged the furniture.

'...But then again, it could be a sneaky way of stealing our towels.'

'I have trouble sleeping in places away from home.'

Facilities for children in a hotel.

'Sir Archibald Klutchworthy and Miss Gloria Fleshbody...tsk. There's no nudge and wink in this job anymore.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Graffiti on baseboard.

Room service.

Sparrow Hilton

'I see the Maids have been in!'

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

Bed or breakfast.

'Hello, Room Service?'

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

No petting in the pool!

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"Do you have a room for a couple of knights?"

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

Chamber Pot - En Suite

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

'Service Lift.'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Next time you ask the maid for extra towels, be sure to tip her."

"We've had to update our restaurant's motto."