Hotel Adventures Pillows

"Well, not impressed with the maid service here. Look at that big dead fish."

Skiing.

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Airliner

Bed and Breakfast

Snake Charming

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'How was your holiday?'

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

London summer.

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

" ....you didn't say wanted one that worked."

Sparrow Hilton

'No luggage.'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Shoppers

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

Room service.

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'Hello, Room Service?'

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

A tourist looks at a Mummy with a party horn

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'