Hotel Escapades Pillows

"I didn't use anything from the mini bar"

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Rock Climber

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Airliner

Bed and Breakfast

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'How was your holiday?'

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

London summer.

" ....you didn't say wanted one that worked."

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

'No luggage.'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Shoppers

Mountain escalator.

'Hello, Room Service?'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

A tourist looks at a Mummy with a party horn

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

Wrong place at the wrong time.

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

"Why? Did you want one?"