Hotel Escapades Gifts

"I didn't use anything from the mini bar"

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Rock Climber

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Airliner

Bed and Breakfast

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'How was your holiday?'

Hotel mini-bar.

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

London summer.

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

" ....you didn't say wanted one that worked."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

Shoppers

'No luggage.'

The mint on the pillow? Why it's complimentary my dear, Watson!

Mountain escalator.

'Hello, Room Service?'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

A tourist looks at a Mummy with a party horn

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

Easter Island Bonnets

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

Wrong place at the wrong time.

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.