Hotel Adventures Gifts

"Well, not impressed with the maid service here. Look at that big dead fish."

Skiing.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Airliner

Bed and Breakfast

Snake Charming

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

Hotel mini-bar.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'How was your holiday?'

London summer.

" ....you didn't say wanted one that worked."

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

'No luggage.'

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

Shoppers

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

Room service.

Sparrow Hilton

The mint on the pillow? Why it's complimentary my dear, Watson!

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'Hello, Room Service?'

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

Paris Hilton

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.