Hotel Enthusiast Gifts

Eloise Revisited

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Chamber Pot - En Suite

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

Room Service said you ordered a tranquilizer...

"Why don't you just sign for both of us."

"This is our wake up call."

"Is that the corporate rate?"

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'Sorry, General, but this is a five star hotel.'

"I'd like an ensuite bathroom..."

'Would you like me to take 'Mr & Mrs Smith' as your final answer?'

"Relax. You're the one who wanted to stay at a theme resort"

Agatha Christie slept in this room... or was it room 17?

Room service.

Sparrow Hilton

Bedroom Suite de Luxe

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Ernie just got hired at the hotel down the street. I don't think he's ever worked at a hotel before. Ernie, you're a doorman! I was guessing you'd be a bellhop or front desk clerk. No, I don't have any experience working in hotels. Everybody without experience starts out as a doorman. It's the only entry position they have here!

Motel Check-In. Would you like a wake-up call?

Once again, someone has taken all the little soaps and shampoos.

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

'I sent out for everything.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"