Hotel Experience Lover Gifts

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

'No luggage.'

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Room service.

Sparrow Hilton

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'Hello, Room Service?'

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

The Nobility Scooter

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

Chamber Pot - En Suite

"Is that the corporate rate?"

"You should have been more specific when you booked a room with a sea view."

Branch No3 is free sir: It will be $10...

'Quick, roll up the red carpet!'

"Relax. You're the one who wanted to stay at a theme resort"

Agatha Christie slept in this room... or was it room 17?

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"

'There aren't any towels in room 211.'

'I'd like to leave a wake-up call.'

"Will you be requiring a wake up call?"