Hotel Experience Explorer Gifts

'Sure. They advertise luxury rooms, but you get there, and they all have bathtubs.'

'...Please stop the...'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'What a bargain!'

" ....you didn't say wanted one that worked."

'No luggage.'

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

"Guys, guys! He's pointing at me! This is great, I've never been picked first before!"

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

'Hello, Room Service?'

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

The wine and water lists.

'We believe in treating all our customers as individuals...this, for example, is individual no 76/KLC/PO/2387A.'

You are here.

'Not only do we get to probe earthlings, we get paid for it.'

"It says here that they have chopped down all the palm trees and blow up the rocks to make the place look more natural..."

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

Diners see restaurant signs; Grade A meals and Meals Without Comments.

"Well, finally!!"

"Great food here, but the service is slow!"

"Relax. You're the one who wanted to stay at a theme resort"

Easter Island Candles.

Goldilocks to bears: 'I thought it was a bed and breakfast.'

Cheap Bikes For Rent. They'll give you more adventure than you want without even going off road.

"You must be at least this thick to go on this ride."

'You idiot, I said 'ark', not 'park'.'

New York World's Fair

Following his therapist's advice, Fred decides to bring something more exotic into his sex life.