Hotel Experience Lover Pillows

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'No luggage.'

Room service.

Sparrow Hilton

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'Hello, Room Service?'

Paris Hilton

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

Chamber Pot - En Suite

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

The Nobility Scooter

"You should have been more specific when you booked a room with a sea view."

'Quick, roll up the red carpet!'

"Relax. You're the one who wanted to stay at a theme resort"

Agatha Christie slept in this room... or was it room 17?

Motel Check-In. Would you like a wake-up call?

"Is that the corporate rate?"

Branch No3 is free sir: It will be $10...

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"

'There aren't any towels in room 211.'

'Generally we don't provide separate wake up calls for little teddy bears.'

Once again, someone has taken all the little soaps and shampoos.