Hotel Experience Storyteller Gifts

"We need a new room. We trashed the one we're in looking for bedbugs."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Airplane food

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

Biliard Enthusiast

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Staycation Photos

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

Sparrow Hilton

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Who wants to go first?"

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

Room service.

The aviation experts come out to play

'No luggage.'

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'Hello, Room Service?'

Monster Souvenir

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

Traveling abroad from Cuba...