Hotel Experience Storyteller Prints

"We need a new room. We trashed the one we're in looking for bedbugs."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Airplane food

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Biliard Enthusiast

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Staycation Photos

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

'No luggage.'

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Room service.

Sparrow Hilton

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

The aviation experts come out to play

"Who wants to go first?"

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

Monster Souvenir

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

'Hello, Room Service?'

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

Caravan and Humpback Bridge