Quirky Hotel Story Collectors Prints

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Biliard Enthusiast

Animal immigration

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Room service.

Sparrow Hilton

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

Tourists

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

Live Elevator Music 3-7:30.

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

Chamber Pot - En Suite

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

"Is that the corporate rate?"

Motel Check-In. Would you like a wake-up call?

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

Bell boy!

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

We apologise for the mix-up! Normal service will resume soon!

Agatha Christie slept in this room... or was it room 17?