Hotel Escapade Storyteller Prints

"How much are we supposed to tip the guy who followed us to our room and flicked the light switch?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Airplane food

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Airliner

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'How was your holiday?'

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Staycation Photos

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

London summer.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

The aviation experts come out to play

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Room service.

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Shoppers

"Who wants to go first?"