Quirky Accommodation Lover T-Shirts

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Lumbar support animal

Bathroom Fairy

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

'Bed & Bagel'

"How?"

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

Missing sock

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

"She always gets the upper bunk."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

The Ugly Plant

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

Red in tooth and claw.

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"Interesting story behind this one..."

My first Boyfriend.

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

Rabbit, the founder of Acme Garden Fences Inc

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.