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"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Cake Escape

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Fall on a desert island

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Thumbing a Lift.

Lavatory Waterfall

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Mummy Beggar

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

'Bed & Bagel'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Distance to horizon varies.

Flight Socks.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!