Accommodation Aficionado Gifts

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

Prize vegetables.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Upper West Side Story

Do not disturb...

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

'Honey, I'm home.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

'We'll take it!'

"You should consider buying."

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was me who told him naps were good for your health.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"He snores from October to May!"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

'What gave him this idea?'