Airbnb Aficionado Gifts

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

The Origami Society...

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

The Airport.

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

Upper West Side Story

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"Mine's camper."

Who Let the Dawg In?

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"