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'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

The Origami Society...

'Now here's a place I like!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Why Cows Leave Home

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

The Airport.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Upper West Side Story

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"