Airbnb Enthusiast Gifts

"After the kids moved out, I figured I could pick up a few extra bucks renting out their room on AirBnB.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Fight or Flight

Sunbathers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Camping-Pong

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'I mean...'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Well Earned Vacation"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"How's it look back there?"

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

Reverse Mortgage.