Airbnb Enthusiast Prints

"After the kids moved out, I figured I could pick up a few extra bucks renting out their room on AirBnB.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Sunbathers.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Camping-Pong

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"I only need shade for my wine."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Well Earned Vacation"

'I mean...'

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Dog with his own tent.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"How's it look back there?"

Reverse Mortgage.

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'