Lodging Lovers Gifts

Bad and Breakfast.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Chillaxing!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Bed & Bagel'

Bed and Breakfast

I told you that kid was spoiled.

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Black Friday

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Sleeping in skis.

I know it's unfashionable to say this...but money actually makes me very happy.

Loitering With-In Tent: "Move along there sir. . ."

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

'I love our decadence!'

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

Last day of school.

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."