Lodging Lovers Pillows

Bad and Breakfast.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Chillaxing!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Bed & Bagel'

Bed and Breakfast

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Loitering With-In Tent: "Move along there sir. . ."

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

I know it's unfashionable to say this...but money actually makes me very happy.

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

Sleeping in skis.

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'I love our decadence!'

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

"This isn't what I had in mind! I thought being an adult meant my very own sports car, a huge mansion, endless trips to the arcade!"

Last day of school.