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"I'd like a room with pay per view."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

New Shoes.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

A man looks up at the earth

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Airplane Mode.

Lounging by the pool

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Kensington Fluffies

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'