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"I'd like a room with pay per view."

"There's no need to keep calling to remind us, sir. You'll get your wake-up call at the time you specified. Understand? Now stop calling."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

New Shoes.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

The Family Joules: Part 6

Airplane Mode.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

A man looks up at the earth

Lounging by the pool

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."