Themed Events T-Shirts

Fancy dress party: "I'm afraid I've just come in my shorts."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mardi Gras

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Sitting in a tree

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Hooray for Bollywood!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Mexican angels.

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'