Themed Events Gifts

Fancy dress party: "I'm afraid I've just come in my shorts."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mardi Gras

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Sitting in a tree

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

All dressed up and no place to go

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Hooray for Bollywood!

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"It makes you look old."