Theme Parties Gifts

70s Night.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Tiger Costume

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Snail Man

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"It makes you look old."

Masquerade

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

Towny Music Night.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Honey Costume

Costume Party.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

Easter Bunny

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

The rest of the herd were not amused.

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Easter Egg

CSI Fridays

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'