Theme Party Host Gifts

'Stick the oven on dear, I picked something up on the way home.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Mini Bar

An angry barbecue.

"It makes you look old."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Towny Music Night.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"'Host' and Cheese?"

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

'He's been shot!'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

Onion Costume

Please Leave by 9

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Masked Ball

A Good Year.

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'