Theme Night Gifts

'I must say, that's the most pathetic bar promotion I've ever seen.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Bloody hell!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Queen Kong

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Towny Music Night.

"Wow!"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."