Theme Night Prints

'I must say, that's the most pathetic bar promotion I've ever seen.'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Cinemuck

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Queen Kong

Blockbuster Billion Club

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Towny Music Night.

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Wow!"

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."