Island Fun Mugs

Spear Fishing

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Desert Island BBQ

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Emergency Phone.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Arf! Arf!'

'See you in two weeks!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Desert Island Mishap

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Desert Island Fantasies

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

This man is an island.

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Desert Island Dating.

A politician's dream come true...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "