Island Life Gifts

"There you are. I've been looking all over for you."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Another catalogue."

'For the thousandth time, I don't want to take part in a survey!'

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'No offense, Frank, but your Facebook posts are getting repetitive.'

"No Man is an Island" Research Project

"Dear Book-of-the-Month Club, I wish to cancel my subscription."

"Keep moving, keep moving"

"I'm sorry, were you talking to me?"

Poison Ivy sign posted on a small desert island.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

"This is all just some big caption contest to you, isn't it?"

"It's a Jehova Witness, pretend we're not in!"

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

I am saved!

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

Where lost luggage goes. . .

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I wouldn't mind so much if I knew what was happening on the soaps.'

BBQ today. All welcome. (Only person in sight is a cow on opposite island.)

Man Exercising in Wheel on Desert Island.

"No man is an island, but I come pretty damn close."

"Don't you just hate these big attached files?"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Text in a bottle

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Lady on Desert Island updating her Facebook status.

Wind Sailing Desert Island

'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

Arbitrageur in Exile

Vulture Awaits the Castaway's Demise

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

"Yes Sir! I have just shipped your order."