Island Life Gifts

"There you are. I've been looking all over for you."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Another catalogue."

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"Dear Book-of-the-Month Club, I wish to cancel my subscription."

"Keep moving, keep moving"

"No Man is an Island" Research Project

Poison Ivy sign posted on a small desert island.

"I'm sorry, were you talking to me?"

"No man is an island, but I come pretty damn close."

BBQ today. All welcome. (Only person in sight is a cow on opposite island.)

'I wouldn't mind so much if I knew what was happening on the soaps.'

"It's a Jehova Witness, pretend we're not in!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"This is all just some big caption contest to you, isn't it?"

Man Exercising in Wheel on Desert Island.

I am saved!

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

Where lost luggage goes. . .

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

Donations.

Arbitrageur in Exile

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons! Did we send them one?' (wife to husband on desert island).

'Looks like we lucked out.'

Text in a bottle

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Don't you just hate these big attached files?"

'And if that's not here in 30 minutes or less, it's free, right?'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'Quick! -- Who won the last eleven Superbowls?'

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

"Listen, I've got a catchphrase,...'mind that coconut!'"

"Ye Gods, hide! They're Jehovah's witnesses!"