Island Lifestyle T-Shirts

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Dog Walking Services

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Desert Island BBQ

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'I blame global warming!'

Emergency Phone.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

City Marathon.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

The Streets - Night

'Arf! Arf!'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Mr Metrosexual.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Desert Island Mishap

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

This man is an island.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

Desert Island Fantasies

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'