International Lifestyle T-Shirts

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Dog Walking Services

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Cat in a flap

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

City Marathon.

The Streets - Night

The Modern Novel.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Mr Metrosexual.

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

i-teddy

Fur Baby

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Trust

"I travel Prada whenever I can."