International Lifestyle Pillows

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog Walking Services

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Cat in a flap

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

City Marathon.

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

The Streets - Night

Mr Metrosexual.

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Fur Baby

i-teddy

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Trust

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."