Island Architecture Gifts

Obsessive Islander

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Club Antisocial

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Desert Island BBQ

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Emergency Phone.

Building Sandcastles.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

Young Picasso at the Beach

Tree house.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Introducing Piza Island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Arf! Arf!'

"Are we there yet?"

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Desert Island Mishap

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'