Islands Gifts

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Desert Island in Coronavirus Times: We're Good Thanks!

The grass is always greener.

"Are we there yet?"

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

Man on island e-mail error message.

'LAND!'

'We won't have any coconuts but we should be okay for electricity.'

Footprints on Island.

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Castaway stranded on a desert island with only one coconut palm for survival finds a box of coconuts

'Thanks, old man, I'll take it from here.'

'Puberty?'

No loitering on a small deserted island.

Man stranded on desert island watches plane fly by with a banner saying 'Happy Birthday Reg!'.

'It's an application for village green status.'

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

'Fetch, boy...fetch...'

Desert Island Discus

'Sorry, Full'

Bathtime #2

Fish tank island.

Bowling ball coconuts

Wrong Side of the Equator

'I'm saved - it's a dessert island!'

"If I don't come back for you, it's because our friendship was one of circumstance."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

CEO Temptation Island! Some claim it's too real...

"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"

A dog on a small island with a sign; 'Invisible Fence'.

Castaway Island

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'