Island Design Gifts

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Club Antisocial

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Desert Island BBQ

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Emergency Phone.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Young Picasso at the Beach

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Building Sandcastles.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'Arf! Arf!'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Are we there yet?"

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Desert Island Mishap