Beach And Island Motifs Gifts

'George, we could start an off shore bank with secret accounts. Surely, some tax dodger would find us then.'

'Cannonball!'

Sailor in Car.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Emergency Phone.

On the brink.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Shred the plank."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Subwoofer

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

'You say you've passed all your pirate exams?'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Writer's irony.

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand