Beach And Island Motifs Gifts

'George, we could start an off shore bank with secret accounts. Surely, some tax dodger would find us then.'

'Cannonball!'

Sailor in Car.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Emergency Phone.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

On the brink.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Shred the plank."

Subwoofer

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"After careful deliberation, I've decided I can no longer represent you as your lawyer in this case."

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'You say you've passed all your pirate exams?'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Writer's irony.

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.