Island Attire Enthusiast Gifts

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

A politician's dream come true...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A man with a rake on a desert island

Nor'easter Island.

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

Castaway with a tennis court.

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

Bathing woman wearing a hat

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Gay Couple

"This better work out."

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

Where we get coconut milk.

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

Someday we'll look back at this and laugh.

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"