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"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

A politician's dream come true...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A man with a rake on a desert island

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

Castaway with a tennis court.

Gay Couple

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"This better work out."

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

Bathing woman wearing a hat

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

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"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"