Oceanic Style Icons Gifts

A Mussel is checking out some shirts for Mussels

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Oi to the world!

Chippunks

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

Mermaids

Rainbow violin surfers

David Bowie

Tailcoat

Marry me on a surfboard

"It's new. We call it the Thatcher Look."

Weeping an Ocean

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

Annie Lennox

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

Madonna

'George, we could start an off shore bank with secret accounts. Surely, some tax dodger would find us then.'

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

Leaning tower of pizza boxes.

"We're going out – of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'Ha! How stupid do they think we are? Like we're really gonna bite a hook to get a measly worm so that we can be reeled up. Pretty pathetic, isn't it, Bill.....Bill?'

Knitting an anchor

'Of course, this is a one-tide stand- that's how we jellyfish operate.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Woman sitting on a chair patterned with @ symbols, wearing a dress with a question mark print and reading a book with an exclamation mark.

Mermaid Fish Dinner