Islands Pillows

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Desert Island in Coronavirus Times: We're Good Thanks!

"Are we there yet?"

The grass is always greener.

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

'LAND!'

Man on island e-mail error message.

Man stranded on desert island watches plane fly by with a banner saying 'Happy Birthday Reg!'.

'Puberty?'

'Thanks, old man, I'll take it from here.'

No loitering on a small deserted island.

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

Castaway stranded on a desert island with only one coconut palm for survival finds a box of coconuts

Footprints on Island.

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

'It's an application for village green status.'

'We won't have any coconuts but we should be okay for electricity.'

Bowling balls circle pins on a desert island.

'I don't give a damn about conservation. I want a new leg !'

Castaway Island

"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"

"If I don't come back for you, it's because our friendship was one of circumstance."

"No, it's Halloween again and this year it's my turn to wear the costume and make you guess?"

'Quick!... How do you spell, S. O. S.?!'

A man on deserted island is watching a ship sink as barrels of coconuts drift towards him...

Club Antisocial

CEO Temptation Island! Some claim it's too real...

Desert Island Dinners

"She's a black faced Suffolk, but I call her Stephanie."

I'm still planning the party on the 5th and hoping for better attendance than the one on the 20th...

'How can I be sure it stands for Island Rescue Service?'

'Sorry, Full'