Island Pillows

'I'm not loving the blue.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Desert Islands

Ocean sounds $1.00

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

Busy,,,

A man sits on a desert island on top of an arch

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'It's a request for government assisted housing.'

'...but where we're concerned I AM the last man on earth!'

'Can we play something besides hide and seek?'

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

Desert islander sets off a messgae for pipe cleaners

'Any sign of a low tide?'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'Hey! -- somebody took a bite out of the three of diamonds!'

'Do you remember those idiots who told us we'd never escape prison? Haha!'

It looks like Frankie and Annette...

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Club Antisocial

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Desert Island BBQ

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Emergency Phone.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."