Island Living Pillows

'It's the one thing that can always find me...my alumni newsletter.'

I just KNOW, your children are going to LOVE the waterslide!

"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Hammock box comes floating towards a desert island - which only has one tree on.

Woman stranded on a desert Island with nothing but chocolates and weighing scales

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"Woohoo!! I'm rich! Rich!!! For the rest of my life I can sit on the beach, fishing and watching the ocean!"

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'I'm enjoying being unplugged.'

Sea of rubbish.

Desert island hammock.

Robinson le Creusot

"If I tell you a secret, will you promise not to tell anyone?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'I'm sorry Rudi - we're looking for something a bit closer to the shops'

"Oh excellent look...your mother made it too."

Golfer approaches desert island.

'It's small, but it gets tons of light.'

"It could do with a water feature."

Man on a desert island uses fish bones to hold up a hammock.

"Just one small mouthful each - you first then!"

Stranded on Paradox island

"It's my amazon order. . . more bottles!"

"It's either swaying palms or cold beer. . .you can't have them both!"

"It was returned for insufficient postage."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Covid spreading to a desert island.

"On the bright side, we don't have to worry about social distance."

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

Memo - Latest social-distancing guidelines.

"Can I see your license Sir?"

Castaway Finds Impossible Bottle

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Beware of dog"