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"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

City Travel: 'We have a Clerical special to St Croix and St Thomas...'

On holiday.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'I blame global warming!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Shellfie

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

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"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Feeling for shells

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"How's it look back there?"

"Noooooooooooo!"

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"You'd better put more sunscreen on Darling: I can sense a faint smell of bacon..."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

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