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"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

City Travel: 'We have a Clerical special to St Croix and St Thomas...'

On holiday.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Try me/try me/try me...

'I blame global warming!'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Shellfie

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

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'What luck! A sound technician.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Feeling for shells

"How's it look back there?"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Noooooooooooo!"

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

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"You'd better put more sunscreen on Darling: I can sense a faint smell of bacon..."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

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